Valentina takes the landspeed record at 334 M/s or 1202 km/h. The feat was carried out in a jet powered vehicle that the engineers worked on all night. The lead engineer was overheard griping about those that do the work and those that grab the fame, but Valentina, who was unfluttered by the comment, simply said that she would deal with it in her own way.
In other news, we have learnt that the latest test subject for Kerbal spaceflight testing was, until recently, head engineer of flight vehicle division at the Kerbal space complex. We wish him well in testing the newly built rendezvous computer in space next week.